Just a Little Rant

Do you find it frequently necessary to steer your car ‘left’ in order to avoid colliding with legally parallel parked cars as you barely navigate your vehicle down the street? Do you find it necessary to press down harder on the accelerator in order to complete a turn because the extra drag imposed on your car by having the front wheels turn tends to negate any momentum left in your vehicle? Have you noticed that every car that is heading the same direction down the street as you passes you and the drivers of said cars all crank their head around to try and determine if there is indeed an operator in your car? If you answered ‘yes’ to these questions please take out your wallet, remove your driver’s license, and mail it into the DMV along with a note explaining that you are no longer young enough to effectively operate a motor vehicle.